Overview

Ooh, name it after me! Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Why would I want to know that? What is with you kids? Every other day It is food, food, food. Alright, I will get you some stupid food.

It is a T. It goes “tuh”. You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? I suppose I could part with one and still be feared… And I would do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

I am just glad my fat, ugly mama is not alive to see this day. I can explain. It is very valuable. I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.

Bender, we are trying our best. Kif might! You can crush me but you can not crush my spirit! Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. I am Santa Claus!

What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! It is! My precious torso! You, a bobsleder!? That I would like to see! And I would do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book Earth in the Balance”, and the much more popular ”Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.